One Tree Hill (TV Series)
It Gets Worse at Night (2007)
Tyler Hilton: Chris Keller
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Quotes
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Lucas Scott : That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass by since we've stopped.
Brooke Davis : Uh...
Lucas Scott : Until now.
[sees the bus coming]
Nathan Scott : That's a bus.
Brooke Davis : No, that's a tour bus.
Peyton Sawyer : Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!
Skills : Please be Kanye!
Chris Keller : [gets off the bus] Well, well.
Haley James Scott : Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!
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Skills : [to Chris] Shut up!
[to Police Officer]
Skills : Excuse me sir we're looking about a friend of ours. Kind of a goofy looking kid. Big lips, spiky hair.
Chris Keller : Needs ass.
Police Officer : Marvin McFadden.
Chris Keller : Damn! Our guys name is Mouth!
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Chris Keller : Haley can sleep in my bed... although you're looking a little plump Hails...
[Brooke, Peyton and Haley glare at him]
Chris Keller : ... Tch... what the hell, I've had bigger chunk in my bunk.
[Chris grins at Nathan]
Haley James Scott : [almost Crying] I'm pregnant you idiot.
Chris Keller : [grin fades] Oh...
[looks to Nathan and puts his hands up]
Chris Keller : Dude totally not mine.
[Brooke and Peyton glare at Chris]
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Chris Keller : Let's see here:
[looks at Brooke]
Chris Keller : slept with you,
[looks at Haley]
Chris Keller : kissed you,
[looks at Peyton]
Chris Keller : got slapped by you! Just like any other night on Chris Keller's tour bus.
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Chris Keller : Chris Keller's work here is done.