The Office (TV Series)

The Negotiation (2007)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

• Jan Levinson : What's wrong with you?

  Michael Scott : I don't know. Was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed.

• Michael Scott : You know what, Pam, would you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?

  Pam Beesly : Oh, my God. That's a woman's suit.

• Michael Scott : Negotiation is an art. Back and forth. Give and take. And today, both Darryl and I took something: higher salaries. Win, win, win. But, you know, life is about more than just salary. It's about perks. Like having sex with Jan...

  Jan Levinson : [firmly]  Michael.

• Jan Levinson : Because of our situation, we're gonna need to have a third party present.

  Michael Scott : Yes, I'm bringing Darryl.

  Jan Levinson : Darryl from the warehouse?

  Michael Scott : Mm-hmm.

  Jan Levinson : No, Michael, we need an H.R. rep. So, I think you should just bring Toby.

  Michael Scott : Hey, I'd rather kill myself.