- Mr. Hunter: Mike, I need you to clean theatre four.
- Mike: Send John.
- Mr. Hunter: Okay. John, go clean theatre four, all right?
- John: What? Why?
- Mr. Hunter: Don't be a hardass.
- Mike: Yeah, don't be a hardass man, go clean the theatre.
- [John leaves]
- Mr. Hunter: And Mike, I need you to grab some latex gloves.
- Mike: What for?
- Mr. Hunter: Someone crapped in the urinal.
- [Mr. Hunter leaves Mike by himself]
- Mike: Fuck.
- Bryan: Did you know that 99% of all disease carrying pathogens are caused by human or animal fecal matter and an assault of such kind, a direct hit from that "poop" you so eloquently described, could be considered by certain U.N. protocols chemical bio-engineered WARFARE! NOW GO CLEAN THE FUCKING THEATRE!