'Til Death (TV Series)

I Heart Woodcocks (2007)

Eddie Kaye Thomas: Jeff Woodcock

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Steph Woodcock : Huh, we got it back sweetie.

  Jeff Woodcock : Would you look at that!

  Steph Woodcock : You know what? I never should've given it away in the first place. I'm really sorry.

  Jeff Woodcock : Oh, no! Look baby, I... I overreacted, it was just, you know, we were getting married and my mother, the woman who bore me took a day off from the bottling factory and took the bus downtown and dug deep into her heart and her bank account and bought us this.

  Steph Woodcock : Hey! What's this sticker on the back?

  Jeff Woodcock : Thank you for trying out for Wheel Of Fortune, please enjoy this consolation prize.

  [pause] 

  Jeff Woodcock : It's a re-gift... that bitch!

• [last lines] 

  Jeff Woodcock : [entering]  Hey man!

  Eddie Stark : Hey.

  Jeff Woodcock : Do you want me to scratch your back?

  Eddie Stark : Double-claw me but don't tell anyone.

  Jeff Woodcock : [scratching Eddie's back]  Hey how about you do me after?

• [first lines] 

  Jeff Woodcock : So, huh, you guys just invited us over for brunch? It's strangely friendly of you.

  Joy Stark : We just wanted to thank you for that awesome cappuccino maker that you got us.

  Jeff Woodcock : [surprised]  Cappuccino maker? Well right, yeah, you're, huh, you're

  [confused glance at Steph] 

  Jeff Woodcock : welcome.

  Joy Stark : So great! Now our kitchen looks juts like the Williams-Sonoma catalog, except for, you know, us.