The Sopranos (TV Series)

Stage 5 (2007)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• Christopher Moltisanti : [to J.T. Dolan referring to the movie Cleaver they wrote that has similarities to aspects of Tony's life]  It was an idea, I don't know, who knows where they fuckin' come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit him with an apple!

• Christopher Moltisanti : [At the Cleaver movie premiere after party, walking up to him]  what?

  Tony Soprano : [Hugs him, referring to the resemblance of a character in the movie]  what? I'll give you a "what", fuckin boss down in the cellar, wearing a white bathrobe, where'd you get that?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know. "Artistic choice"

  Tony Soprano : Seriously though, I'm very proud, whatever else happened, you made a movie Christopher. Nobody can take that away. A hundred years from now when we're dead and gone, people are going to be watching this fuckin thing

  Christopher Moltisanti : You know how much Imperial vodka I scored just this party alone? I had a couple cases put down in your car

• J.T. Dolan : [after been woken up by Christopher pounding on his door]  who is it?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You don't answer your phone?

  J.T. Dolan : Something's wrong with the ringer, it's the middle of the night

  J.T. Dolan : We got a problem: the whole sequence with Sally boy banging the fiancee you've got to tell Tony it was your idea

  J.T. Dolan : It wasn't my idea

  Christopher Moltisanti : What'd you fuckin stupid now? He probably thought I put that in there to embarrass him

  J.T. Dolan : Why did you put it in there?

  Christopher Moltisanti : It was an idea, I don't know, who knows where they fuckin come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple

  J.T. Dolan : Its bad enough I don't get credit for my own ideas but I'm supposed to take responsibility for some shit that's going to get me in trouble? Fuck that man

  Christopher Moltisanti : [while holding the trophy, reading the inscription on the plague]  Humanitas Award? What's that?

  J.T. Dolan : [Correcting him his pronunciation]  Humanitas. From the Paulist brothers for writing themes of socially redeeming...

  Christopher Moltisanti : [after hitting him with the trophy and leaving]  look out your window, you see a fuckin Hollywood sign out there? Maybe you talk to your agent like that but don't ever get fuckin snippy on me again

• Christopher Moltisanti : [after they watch a rough cut of Christopher's horror film Cleaver, referring to their distain when Kingsley turning down the leading role]  Fuck Ben Kingsley, Danny Baldwin took him to fuckin acting school

  Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi : [pats him on his forearm]  Very well directed Morgan

  Larry Boy Barese : [to Carmine]  I think there's potentially more money in this than the porn we've done?

  Carlo Gervasi : [to everybody]  So, what'd we think, do we need the extra scene or not?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I like it the way it is

  Carlo Gervasi : I don't know Chrissy, these audiences today love blood

  Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi : I'm tending to agree with Carlo, I think one more sexy kill?

  Morgan Yam : [to everybody]  When Michael follows the guy to the strip club, what if he chopped up one of the women?

  Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi : Who was fate would have it, was at one time Sally Boy's mistress?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Two extra shoot days at a minimum

  Larry Boy Barese : Yeah, if it buys us a bullshit theatrical release

  Christopher Moltisanti : I have to get more money from Tony, I want this fuckin' thing out there