- Dr. Archie Morris: It's like, your wedding happened, and now everything's changed. You know, you're married, I'm with Hope, you're not the chief anymore, there's new ramps in the bathroom. It's a brave new world. Gates is still a pain in the ass, though. At least there's something you can count on.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: No work for 2 weeks. The honeymoon starts now.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Does that mean you're ready to change into the bikini?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Maybe after Joe goes to bed.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Joe! Go to bed, now!
- Hope Bobeck: When I was 8, I found this book in my parents' bedroom: Sex and the Christian Marriage. And the very first page, it said, "Orgasms bring a couple closer to God." So that night at the dinner table, I asked my parents what an orgasm was.
- Dr. Archie Morris: What did they say?
- Hope Bobeck: An orgasm is a very special kind of prayer. Which is fine, and actually kind of sweet. But like, later that week, I had my first sleepover at a friend's house, so her mom asked me what my bedtime routine is, and I said "Bath, tooth brushing, orgasm, sleep."
- Dr. Archie Morris: You did not!
- Hope Bobeck: I did! I was never invited back.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Your wedding was awesome. I just hope that thing I did didn't make you lose your security deposit.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: What thing?
- Dr. Archie Morris: What?
- Dr. Kevin Moretti: Who was the first person to measure blood pressure? Anybody? It was a clergyman in the year 17-blah-blah-blah. And he took a glass tube, and he stuck it into the carotid artery of a horse, and he was very surprised to see the blood rise up into the air about 9 feet. Why he did this exactly, I have no idea. I mean, it's very, you know, impractical for human beings, and I'm sure the horse didn't appreciate it.
- Dr. Bettina DeJesus: You will do whatever it takes to get the girl, but in the end it's just about the chase.
- Gregory Pratt: Bettina, I'm not like that anymore.