Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fishbowl (2007)

Jamie Strange: Stacy

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Maybe you not being able to have sex tonight is karmic payback for having sex with Stacy.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : J.D., drop it.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : What happened that night?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : This is how I remember it.

  [J.D.'s flashback starts; as he speaks, events take place in a sort of footage] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I was coming back from class and outside our room I heard...

  Stacy Blue : [flashback, in J.D.'s high-pitched voice]  Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [flashback]  So, I opened the door and I see you and Stacy. So I said "Get off my girl before I kick your ass so deep you're gonna be crapping out Keds for a week!". Then you said...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [flashback, in J.D.'s mocking voice]  Chill out, dawg! You know you're my boyeeeee! This ain't be what it looks like... a'ight?

  [J.D.'s flashback ends] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : But it wasn't "a'ight", was it, Turk?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : This is what really happened.

  [Turk's flashback starts; as he speaks, events take place in a sort of footage] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Stacy and I were waiting for you to come back from class, and she said...

  Stacy Blue : [flashback, in Turk's high-pitched voice]  Hey, we should have a water-balloon fight!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [flashback]  We got all wet from the water balloons and Stacy was like...

  Stacy Blue : [flashback, in Turk's high-pitched voice]  Uh, I'm cold... let's take off all our clothes and get under the covers and warm up.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [flashback]  Then you came back from your class and you heard Stacy say...

  Stacy Blue : [flashback, in Turk's high-pitched voice, as Turk makes a basketball spin around on his finger]  Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [flashback]  Then you came in and said...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [flashback, in Turk's mocking voice]  Ah... hey guys...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [flashback]  "Calm down, J.D.: this isn't what it looks like". Then I said "All right?"

  [Turk's flashback ends] 

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Nothing happened. So drop it.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No balloons! And we didn't even have a basketball!