Scrubs (TV Series)

My Fishbowl (2007)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

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Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : [Carla tells bad joke]  You would hear crickets chirping, but they were too uncomfortable at just how unfunny that actually was.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : So what, I'm not funny?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Why I think you're very funny... WHEN you're being sarcastic or you're up on your high horse. You know, as long as you stay right in you wheel house.

  [Dr. Cox begins walking through the room] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie is funniest when she's an anal retentive train wreck; your husband does it when he's sarcastic.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Ya know, I do what I do when I do what I do.

  Dr. Perry Cox : The Janitor is amusing because quite frankly he's insane

  The Janitor : [walks by with tiny boots that look like they are for a baby on his hands]  I made shoes for my bunny.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [walks over the J.D]  And Alice here, well she can turn a phrase. and I'm assuming because I called you Alice you're thinking of me as the maid from the Brady Bunch.

  [Dr. Cox appears as Alice from the Brady Bunch then looks at J.D] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Aren't ya?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : He was.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Now some people just have funny names, for instance, Dr. Beardface, Dr. McHead, Colonel Doctor, and of course Snoop Dogg intern.

  Snoop Dogg Intern : [grabs his white coat]  Hey, Hey.

  Dr. Perry Cox : My bad, Snoop Dogg resident. The Todd is a sexual deviant, Laverne believes in God, which is hilarious to me, and Ted is the Hospital Sad sack.

  Ted Buckland : I am?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yes Ted.

  Ted Buckland : Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  Dr. Perry Cox : And me I'm just funny because I commit C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T...

  [makes the notion of sipping tea] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : -TEA. And I also do silly rants. But there is just one man who is funny, no matter what he says.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : [Kelso enters]  Are my undergarments made of wool because my WEASLES getting heat stroke?

  Dr. Perry Cox : The point is please don't tell anymore jokes.

  Ted Buckland : I'm not a sadsack am I?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Ted, your pen exploded!

  Ted Buckland : [looks at his shirt with a large blue stain on it]  Awwwwww

  [looks at is blue hand on his head] 

  Ted Buckland : AWWWWWWWWW!

• The Janitor : [after the goldfish talks to him]  Thats not real.