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Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM PIN code?
Dr. Leo Spaceman : Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be.
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Tracy Jordan : I think I am.
Maury Povich : Tracy, meet your father, Tom!
Tracy Jordan : No! I hate you, Thomas Jefferson! I don't know who I am anymore! You can't be my father!
Sally Hemings : Hey, Maury. He's a dog! He's a dog!
Maury Povich : Sally Hemmings just called you a dog, Thomas Jefferson.
Thomas Jefferson : No matter, Maurice. I am here for you, Tracy Jordan. I rode a horse all the way from heaven to tell you something important. America, which I invented...
[the audience boos, and Jefferson makes a pixelated rude gesture to the audience]
Thomas Jefferson : ... which I invented, is a great country because we are not burdened by our pasts. Embrace who you are, Tracy Jordan. And may the force be with you always.
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[Tracy is trying to avoid a subpoena regarding a paternity test]
Toofer : How do you know it's not your child?
Tracy Jordan : 'Cause I remember the girl, and it's impossible. I never got out of my car, and she never got all the way out of her tollbooth.
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Maury Povich : All right, Tracy, l have the DNA results right here. Are you ready to find out who your biological father is?
Tracy Jordan : I think I am.
Maury Povich : Tracy... meet your father, Tom!
Tracy Jordan : [Jack enters dressed as Thomas Jefferson] No! l hate you, Thomas Jefferson! l don't know who l am anymore! You can't be my father!
Sally Hemings : Maury, he a dog! He a dog and a liar!
Maury Povich : Sally Hemings just called you a dog, Thomas Jefferson
Jack : [as Thomas Jefferson] No matter, Maurice. l'm here for you, Tracy Jordan. l rode a horse all the way from Heaven to tell you something important. America, which l invented...
Crowd : Booooooo!
Jack : [as Thomas Jefferson] ... Which I invented, is a great country because we are not burdened by our pasts. Embrace who you are, Tracy Jordan. And may the Force be with you always.
