How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Arrivederci, Fiero (2007)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Barney Stinson : [inching along at about 1 mph]  This isn't right... God never meant for us to travel at such breakneck speeds.

  Ted Mosby : Relax, you're doing great. Ignore the old lady on the Rascal; this isn't a race.

  Barney Stinson : *Guh* Dude! A dog!

  Ted Mosby : Zitch-dog! Yes! One-Nothing.

  Barney Stinson : Crap! Whaddo I do? Tell me what to do, Ted.

  Ted Mosby : Step on the brake... Some time in the next twenty minutes...

  Barney Stinson : Which... Which one's the brake again?

  Ted Mosby : The left one.

  Barney Stinson : Left. Left. Oh man, left. I'm totally blanking!

  Ted Mosby : Just make the "L's" with your hands.

  Barney Stinson : Ooooh! We're not gonna make it!

  [Radio turns on] 

  Barney Stinson : Wah!

  Ted Mosby : Why did you just turn on the radio?

  Barney Stinson : I DON'T KNOW WHY I TURNED ON THE RADIO! We're gonna die, tell me what to do Ted!

  Ted Mosby : Relax, you're being crazy!

  Barney Stinson : Help me Ted!

  Ted Mosby : Stop, drop, and roll.

  Barney Stinson : Be serious! Stop, drop and roll? Just tell me what to do. Just tell me what to do!

  Ted Mosby : Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip. Screaming is fun! Screaming is fuuuuuuun!

  [Both scream] 

  Barney Stinson : Uh! I cant move. I can't... I can't feel my... Uh... We're okay...

  Ted Mosby : We're okay.

  Barney Stinson : It's a MIRACLE, Ted!

• Lily Aldrin : So you made a life changing decision to not change your life at all.

  Barney Stinson : True story.

• Ted Mosby : [Narrating the story of his and Marshall's road trip]  Then Marshall; who was so busy cheating at Zitch-dog got us totally lost.

  Marshall Eriksen : Where the hell are we?

  Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I think you skipped something.

  Barney Stinson : Really? Seems impossible

  Ted Mosby : [Back to the road trip]  Hey, we got some time. What dpoyou say we get off the highway; take the road less traveled... ya know? Robert Frost.

  Marshall Eriksen : Doesn't seem like a smart idea.

  Ted Mosby : Too late, I'm taking this exit... who's not fun enough now Karen.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  *Then* we got lost.

• Barney Stinson : How's the Fiero?

  Marshall Eriksen : She's still in triage.

  Ted Mosby : Wait a minute, she? I thought it was your little boy.

  Lily Aldrin : It goes back and forth. It's like a trannie car.

• Ted Mosby : That trip is when Marshall and I became best friends.

  Barney Stinson : With privileges, from the sound of it.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Sounds like you had quite an accident.

  Ted Mosby : Actually, two accidents, if you count...

  Barney Stinson : Homina, homina, homina!

• Marshall Eriksen : Arrivederci, Fiero. You were the freakin' Giving Tree of cars.

  Lily Aldrin : May you rust in peace.

  Barney Stinson : Rot in Hell, devil steed.