The Office (TV Series)

Safety Training (2007)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?

  Jim Halpert : Andy, Dwight says welcome back and that he could use a hug.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay. Tell him that that's not true.

  Jim Halpert : Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, no, Jim.

  Andy Bernard : [chuckles]  You guys.

  Dwight Schrute : Tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim, tell him!

  [Andy walks away to his desk] 

  Jim Halpert : Andy... No, it's too far.

  Dwight Schrute : [pause]  Damn you.

• Jim Halpert : [after seeing a Moonbounce castle and Michael up on the roof pretending he's about to kill himself]  He's going to kill himself pretending to kill himself.

• Jim Halpert : Hey, Michael, don't jump on the bouncy castle.