Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Pretend (2007)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• John Munch : [When the detectives discover a photo of Cassandra]  That's Cassandra Sullivan.

  Donald Cragen : Well, Allentown Warner High knew her as little Loretta Sheridan. I guess she didn't like that name.

• Odafin Tutuola : [Seeing spray painted PERVERT on the door]  Well, it looks like somebody isn't as tolerant of Darren Tolson as you are.

  Landlord : It's from that woman who puts up the flyers. He's got a restraining order against her. Why don'y you go arrest her for vandalism?

  John Munch : We'll get right on it.

• Landlord : Mr. Tolson's a model tenant.

  John Munch : I know, he modeled for a mug shot.

  Odafin Tutuola : You should see his layout in the sex offender registry.

  Landlord : He fully disclosed that on his rental application.

  John Munch : And you rented it to him anyway? Who'd he beat out for the apartment? Jeffrey Dahmer?

  Landlord : Mr. Tolson paid his debt to society. And he pays his rent on time. Where do you propose ex-felons live? On the street?

  Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, I'd take an island 1,000 miles away from the nearest kid.

  Landlord : Then consider this an oasis. I don't rent to couples with children.

  John Munch : How discriminating of you