- Justin Walker: I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be such a chivalrous ass.
- Kevin Walker: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.
- Sarah Whedon: There's something odd about this.
- Kitty Walker: This what?
- Sarah Whedon: This town.
- Kitty Walker: Oh, was the giant man-made artichoke in the town square your first clue?
- Sarah Whedon: No, though that was odd.
- Emily Craft: This may be a cocktail party, but I don't know which blanket that little piggy's going to be under, if you get my drift.
- Nora Walker: I don't even know what that means.