- Pamela Moran: You having a good time?
- Roland Burton: Let's just say childbirth is as disgusting as it is miraculous.
- Roxy LeBlanc: So, are ya asking me?
- Trevor LeBlanc: Yeah.
- Roxy LeBlanc: So ask me!
- Trevor LeBlanc: Will you marry me?
- Marilyn: You have to ask yourself, Pamela, what would Jesus do?
- Pamela Moran: Why he'd slap you across the face.