- Keith Mars: I just got off the phone with County. The kid's never going to walk again. Any idea what a nineteen-year-old was doing drinking in here?
- Mr. Murphy: His ID said he was twenty-one.
- Keith Mars: Yeah, I saw it. It also said he was six three, two twenty, and blond.
- Rashad Krimani: Why is this happening?
- Veronica Mars: Not a great time to be Arab in America.
- Rashad Krimani: Twenty years we've been in this country! Huh? Twenty years, we've been Americans. I'm a Yankee Doodle Damn Dandy!
- Ronald: What does a criminologist do?
- Veronica Mars: Oh, grads usually go into work in law enforcement. I'm considering pursuing a career at the FBI.
- Ronald: [scoffing] You're a girl.
- Mrs. Hills Honors Ad: Ronald...
- Veronica Mars: Actually, Ronald, did you know that on average, girls develop faster than boys and have higher levels of cognitive functioning, including math calculation, written language, and verbal fluency?
- Ronald: [Blankly] So?
- Veronica Mars: Well put, Ronald. We need fireman, too.
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Bronson and I went on a hike this morning. I'm wiped.
- Veronica Mars: A hike? You?
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: [Defiantly] Yes.
- Veronica Mars: Morning? You?
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: I wanted to see what it was like.
- Veronica Mars: And?
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: ...It's sunny.
- Keith Mars: A nineteen year old kid was drinking at a bar called "The Break" tonight with a gumball-level I.D. He stumbled out and a car hit him. Looks like he'll never walk again.
- [reading an ad in the paper]
- Keith Mars: Bucket O' Beer Bonanza? Do you have any idea if they're known for allowing underage drinking?
- Veronica Mars: [scoffs] Famous for it, is more like it. It's nicknamed "The Cake" for how easy it is to get in, but most of the campus area bars are pretty lax.
- [Keith glares at her]
- Veronica Mars: From what I've heard. 'Cuz the only buckets I order come in original and extra-crispy.