Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Un-American Graffiti (2007)

Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars

Quotes 

• Keith Mars : I just got off the phone with County. The kid's never going to walk again. Any idea what a nineteen-year-old was doing drinking in here?

  Mr. Murphy : His ID said he was twenty-one.

  Keith Mars : Yeah, I saw it. It also said he was six three, two twenty, and blond.

• Keith Mars : A nineteen year old kid was drinking at a bar called "The Break" tonight with a gumball-level I.D. He stumbled out and a car hit him. Looks like he'll never walk again.

  [reading an ad in the paper] 

  Keith Mars : Bucket O' Beer Bonanza? Do you have any idea if they're known for allowing underage drinking?

  Veronica Mars : [scoffs]  Famous for it, is more like it. It's nicknamed "The Cake" for how easy it is to get in, but most of the campus area bars are pretty lax.

  [Keith glares at her] 

  Veronica Mars : From what I've heard. 'Cuz the only buckets I order come in original and extra-crispy.