The War at Home (TV Series)
No Weddings and a Funeral (2007)
Jackson Rathbone: Dylan
Quotes
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Dylan : [on a date] So were you born in New York?
Kenny : I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
Dylan : [stunned] What?
Kenny : I'm a virgin - slow down, will ya?
Dylan : I don't...
Kenny : I've never been with another guy in a house all alone before, okay?
Dylan : Kenny, just relax.
Kenny : Hey, I'm bad at being gay. I think I'm allowed to be a LITTLE upset.
Dylan : I've never been in this situation either, okay? This is all new to me, too.
Kenny : Really?
Dylan : [still alarmed] Trust me. *All* of it is new to me.
Kenny : [sits down] So... you don't want to start having crazy sex right this second?
Dylan : Um, no. Not really.
Kenny : [grins] Is this a great date or what?
Dylan : [later] So, what do you feel like doin'?
Kenny : How about a movie? I rented Funny Girl and All About Eve.
Dylan : Hmm. Those sound kind of... gay.
Kenny : Yeah, they do, don't they.
Dylan : I like Lord of the Rings.
Kenny : I love Lord of the Rings!
Dylan : They have the best battle sequences ever filmed.
Kenny : Oh my God, that's exactly what Larry says!
Dylan : I think Viggo Mortensen was born to play the part of Aragorn.
Kenny : Larry says that too!
Dylan : Oh yeah? Well, does Larry say that you have the most soulful eyes he's ever seen?
[Kenny is speechless, and then giggles and swoons against the couch]