Psych (TV Series)
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead (2007)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : [reading a note that Shawn wrote during one of his "episodes"] "To Lassie: On the alpine highway of life, you are my all-weather tires. H and K's, Shawn." What the hell is this?
Juliet O'Hara : [grinning] H and K's stands for Hugs and Kisses.
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Carlton Lassiter : Look, this is a copycat, okay? He saw Turk's picture in the paper, he's looking for attention.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : So he wakes up and sees Turk in the paper naked, humiliated, the butt of jokes at the water cooler, and says, "Hmm, how can I make this work for myself?" What?
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Philip Keiser : [to the police photographer] What are you, some kind of pervert?
Carlton Lassiter : Cut him some slack, he's just doing his job. You really think he gets his jollies taking pictures of your ding-dong?
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Carlton Lassiter : [to a suspect:] Why don't you remember that while you're trying to take a crap in front of six other guys?
