Psych (TV Series)
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead (2007)
Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer
Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : [sniffs] What is that?
Henry Spencer : What?
Shawn Spencer : That smell, it's like a... it's like gardenia with a hint of mango.
Henry Spencer : What?
Shawn Spencer : [horrified] Oh my God... did you take a bath?
Henry Spencer : Yes, Shawn, I took a bath.
Shawn Spencer : With bubbles?
Henry Spencer : It's this new soap that I'm using. It foams more.
Shawn Spencer : "It foams more"? Dad, it's called bubble bath!
Henry Spencer : Well, I don't think it's officially called bubble bath if the bubbles happen accidentally, but whatever, Shawn.
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Shawn Spencer : Where are they?
Henry Spencer : Who?
Shawn Spencer : The "Queer Eye" guys. I know they're here somewhere. Gus, what are their names?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : How am I supposed to know, Shawn?
Henry Spencer : Carson and Jai... and the guy with the glasses.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Oh, yeah, who cooks the fish.
Henry Spencer : Right.
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Shawn Spencer : What is that?
Henry Spencer : What?
Shawn Spencer : [picks up a bottle] Exfoliating scrub... with pumice.
Henry Spencer : Whatever, Shawn. All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, I sand off a layer first. Same thing goes with tanning.
Shawn Spencer : That is the single most disturbing analogy I've ever heard in my entire life.
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Henry Spencer : All right, tell me. What's the name of this kid who hit you?
Young Shawn : Elizabeth.