Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom (2008)

Gary LeRoi Gray: Brandon

Quotes 

• Brandon : Wade was in a car accident?

  Ricky : Noah nursed him back to health.

  Brandon : That's so romantic.

  Ricky : Except what lead to the crash was a fight between Wade and his boyfriend, after he caught Wade and Noah gettin' busy.

  Brandon : Sounds like a soap opera.

  Ricky : Which is exactly why it won't work. Life is not a soap opera.

• Noah : So we release them, and then?

  Brandon : They fly away?

  Wade : This time of year, wouldn't they just freeze to death?

  Ricky : The perfect metaphor for the joys of marriage.

• Brandon : But what about the whole top-bottom thing? Isn't that kind of limiting? Kind of like a parody of heterosexual relationships?

  Wade : What do you mean?

  Brandon : Because, like I'm versatile, right? So, do you ever want Mr. Nicholson to fuck you?

  Wade : Who says he doesn't already?

• Brandon : Are you sure you're going to be okay, Mr. Robinson?

  Wade : Yeah, I'm okay. Sorry guys, I didn't think I had that much to drink.

  Eddie : It's not a real bachelor party unless someone blows chunks.