The Office (TV Series)
Ben Franklin (2007)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : I don't care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I'm 99% sure.
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Michael Scott : Guys! Beef, it's what's for dinner. Who wants some man meat?
Dwight Schrute : I do! I want some man meat!
Jim Halpert : Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
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Jim Halpert : [watching the stripper arrive in her car] Have you ever seen a stripper before?
Dwight Schrute : Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on "Alias." It was one of her many aliases.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, me neither.
Elizabeth the Stripper : [walks over to them] Hey. I'm Elizabeth. I'm the dancer that was requested.
Dwight Schrute : Okay. I specifically ordered a stripper.
Elizabeth the Stripper : I'm the stripper.
Dwight Schrute : Oh, okay. Good. Well, in the future, please identify yourself as such. Okay.
Jim Halpert : [reads a text he just got from Michael on his phone] Oh, God.
Dwight Schrute : [reads the text aloud] "Is she hot?"
[looks at her]
Dwight Schrute : Text back, "Kind of."
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Dwight Schrute : [ordering a stripper over the phone] Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles. No tats. No, *tats*. Of course, I want...
Jim Halpert : [interrupts] Stop. That's disgusting.
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Michael Scott : [to the camera while he's making a film for his future son] And remember, no matter what, I will always love you.
Dwight Schrute : What if he's a murderer?
Michael Scott : He's not going to be a murderer.
Dwight Schrute : Maybe that's how you die?
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Dwight Schrute : [Dwight has been testing the Benjamin Franklin impersonator with many questions to catch a mistake] Are you far-sighted or near-sighted?
Ben Franklin : Both. That's why I invented the bifocals.
[Dwight screams in anger and frustation]
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Dwight Schrute : Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.
Elizabeth the Stripper : You want me to answer phones with my clothes *on*?
Dwight Schrute : We hired you for three hours work and we're going to get it.