The Office (TV Series)
Ben Franklin (2007)
Jackie Debatin: Elizabeth the Stripper
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : [watching the stripper arrive in her car] Have you ever seen a stripper before?
Dwight Schrute : Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on "Alias." It was one of her many aliases.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, me neither.
Elizabeth the Stripper : [walks over to them] Hey. I'm Elizabeth. I'm the dancer that was requested.
Dwight Schrute : Okay. I specifically ordered a stripper.
Elizabeth the Stripper : I'm the stripper.
Dwight Schrute : Oh, okay. Good. Well, in the future, please identify yourself as such. Okay.
Jim Halpert : [reads a text he just got from Michael on his phone] Oh, God.
Dwight Schrute : [reads the text aloud] "Is she hot?"
[looks at her]
Dwight Schrute : Text back, "Kind of."
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Elizabeth the Stripper : [snacking on Pam's desk candy] Oh, my God, I would get so fat if I worked here.
Pam Beesly : Yeah? I lose my appetite all the time.
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Michael Scott : Stripper? Could I ask you a question about women? Should I tell my girlfriend that you danced up on me?
Elizabeth the Stripper : "Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone."
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Dwight Schrute : Elizabeth, I want you to sit here. When the phone rings, answer it.
Elizabeth the Stripper : You want me to answer phones with my clothes *on*?
Dwight Schrute : We hired you for three hours work and we're going to get it.