Scrubs (TV Series)

My Words of Wisdom (2007)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Jordan Sullivan : What's wrong with Jennifer Dylan?

  Dr. Perry Cox : You named our daughter J.D...

  [later] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Why would you do such a thing?

  Jordan Sullivan : I was hoping that you would hate the name so much that you wouldn't be able to hide your spite from your daughter and she would love me more than you.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I've got to go.

  Jordan Sullivan : Don't forget: Momma's coming home tomorrow, so the fridge needs to be restocked with rice cakes and vodka.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Jordan, while you were on bed rest for the last two months, I served as mother, father, butler, breadwinner and, thanks to our son's penchant for eating nickels and your irrational fear that they're never going to pass through his system... poo-poo sifter. I was hoping that, upon your return, you would start to assume some domestic responsibilities?

  Jordan Sullivan : Pass!