Scrubs (TV Series)

My Words of Wisdom (2007)

Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland

Quotes 

• Keith : Hey Elliot. Look, I know this weekend is our one-year anniversary, but my college buddy Donny is in Vegas and he wants me to fly out.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Coolio.

  Keith : All right.

  [smiles and walks away; Elliot blow-kisses at him while people from hospital staff gather around and look astonished at her] 

  Ted Buckland : Are you for real?

  Doug : That's a trick, right? I mean, when he comes back from Vegas, you're gonna tear him a new one.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : No... With Keith, I've decided I'm going to be the best girlfriend ever. If that means skipping some silly anniversary, that's fine. If it means having some crazy sex and then running off without cuddling to go meet the fellas for a beer, great.

  Dr. Mickhead : I might cry.

  Ted Buckland : Man, if you were just 40 year older...