- [after Alexis decides not to fire Daniel]
- Wilhelmina Slater: You know, you may be new at being a woman, but you're an old pro at being a BITCH!
- [Alexis just gave Joel her number]
- Joel: [to his friends] GOT IT!
- [Joel's friends start cheering]
- Alexis Meade: I don't understand. What's going on?
- Joel: Me and my friends had a bet that I could get your number. You know I haven't been living in a cave, DUDE! I know exactly who you are, and by the way, I don't date FREAKS! Unless I get paid.
- Amanda Tanen: Grow a pair, Bambi. You've been working here long enough. It is time to seize your inner Mode girl. Mode girls aren't the other woman, we are the only woman. Fight for your little dweeb. Find this chick's weakness and exploit it.
- Betty Suarez: Maybe I'm just a bigger person than you.
- Amanda Tanen: Well...
- Betty Suarez: Don't; it's too obvious.
- Wilhelmina Slater: You're not here to stitch, you're here to snitch!
- Marc St. James: She means she needs information, bitch!