- Steve Lawrence: Black people can do black jokes, Jew do Jew jokes, Italians do Italian jokes, etc, etc. He does em all and gets away with it because he's hysterical.
- Johnny Carson: Don Rickles is finally very busy. His television series, CPO Sharkey, is seen on NBC Wednesdays at 9, will still be on this fall.
- [applause]
- Johnny Carson: That's a new record. Rickles has lost more pilots than the Japanese air force.
- Chris Rock: He does this black voice that they used to do in '69: I don't know what you got .. I was like, what black guy is that? Like, Mexican guys he does and, oh, it's very offensive. But not if you're into comedy.