Larry the Cable Guy: Morning Constitutions (2007 TV Special)
Larry the Cable Guy: Self
Quotes
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Larry The Cable Guy : Out in San Fransisco, this is what they've got, a gay Mafia. If you're in a gay Mafia and get whacked, is that good or bad?
[gay tone]
Larry The Cable Guy : Say hello to my little friend!
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Larry The Cable Guy : I dated this retarded woman once but we broke up, we couldn't agree on anything. I'd say tomato, she'd say "bowling shoes!"
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Larry The Cable Guy : Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
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Larry The Cable Guy : A friend of mine went fishing and caught a rainbow trout, but he threw it back cuz he said he didn't want a gay fish.
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Larry The Cable Guy : [about Fruit of the Loom] What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go 'oh, I should've eaten more fruit.'
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Larry The Cable Guy : My mom went to that same doctor and got a butt lift. It's a little too lifted, I think, alright. Now every time she farts only dogs can hear it.
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Larry The Cable Guy : I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them.