- Effy Stonem: Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, came out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love I hate, and the people I hate...
- [faints]
- Sid Jenkins: You know what, Tony? Sometimes I don't know why we're friends anymore.
- Tony Stonem: It's weird, isn't it? I'm from Mars, you're from Venus. I do things, you worry about them. I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide.
- Sid Jenkins: [to Tony] Hang on, you want to nick my dad's car? Why can't we nick your dad's instead?
- Tony Stonem: Because Sid, my dad has central locking, sophisticated alarm system and probably thinks a spell in prison would do me good whereas your dad has a 20-year-old car, neighborhood watch, and won't prosecute.
- Tony Stonem: Sid, you better not be crying.
- Sid Jenkins: I'm not crying 'cause you punched me.
- Tony Stonem: Oh, crying for the kids in Africa?
- Anthea Stonem: [to Tony after Effy ends up in the hospital after overdosing on drugs] I suppose we should congratulate you for getting her clean drugs.
- Tony Stonem: You think this was me?
- Anthea Stonem: She was with you.
- Tony Stonem: I wasn't. I was...
- Jim Stonem: Don't deny it.
- Anthea Stonem: Tony, she's your little sister.
- Tony Stonem: I know. I know, but listen for a second...
- Anthea Stonem: No. I've had enough of listening to you. We all have. You and your horrid little ways, always at other people's expense.
- Sid Jenkins: Hang on. That's enough.
- Anthea Stonem: What?
- Sid Jenkins: He loves Effy. Don't you think this is hard enough?
- Jim Stonem: And who the fuck are you?
- Sid Jenkins: I'm his best friend!
- Jim Stonem: And I'm his fucking father!
- Sid Jenkins: I know what you are.
- [pause]
- Sid Jenkins: Come on, Tony, we're going.
- [gets up]