Family Guy (TV Series)

No Chris Left Behind (2007)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Virgil MasterCard

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Quotes 

• Principal Shepard : Chris Griffin... you are expelled from James Wood High

  Chris Griffin : But if I leave now, I won't find out who the dumbest kid in School is!

• Chris Griffin : [closing lines] 

  [Chris is going upstairs to put his bag upstairs, with Stewie Griffin following him with a tuba playing a fat-guy jaunty tune] 

  Chris Griffin : Cut it out!

  [Stewie resumes playing the tuba] 

  Chris Griffin : I'm just trying to live my life!

  [Stewie resumes the tune with the tuba] 

  Chris Griffin : No-one taught me about carbs!

  [Chris falls over, with his bags and Stewie plays a windy flourish on the tuba as he falls]