- [McGee enters the nightclub, accompanied by Abby, Ziva, and Lee in provocative dresses]
- NCIS Special Agent Michelle Lee: [to Ziva] I don't know where *your* SIG is, but I'm having trouble walking.
- Metro Police Detective John Carson: [Gibbs and Morris have entered the elevator] Should we call the paramedics?
- Officer Ziva David: No need. If they fight, it'll be to the death.
- Bouncer: Names, please.
- Timothy McGee: Thom E. Gemcity.
- Bouncer: I thought I recognized you! "Deep Six", right?
- Timothy McGee: That's the one.
- Bouncer: I'm a big fan.
- [lifts the velvet rope]
- Bouncer: Go right in.
- Timothy McGee: Thank you.
- [inside the surveillance van]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I gotta write a book.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You should read one first.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [McGee, Ziva, Abby, and Lee have pulled up to the bar] McGeek?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No! A very famous novelist, Thom E Gemcity.
- Metro Police Detective John Carson: Who?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't ask, John. I'd vomit explaining.
- Officer Ziva David: [Whilst Ziva is teaching DiNozzo, McGee and Lee to throw knives, Lee's knife slips out of her hand and hit's a box next to Gibbs' head] I thought you said you grew up around weapons?
- NCIS Special Agent Michelle Lee: I did. I never said my father let me touch them.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's almost unfair, interrogating junkies.
- Officer Ziva David: It is like shooting a fish in a pond.
- Metro Police Detective John Carson: I um... I think you mean a barrel.
- Officer Ziva David: Why would a fish be in a barrel?
- Metro Police Detective John Carson: Um... I, um... its a good point. I never really thought about it before.
- Officer Ziva David: Mm-hmm.
- Officer Ziva David: You talk to your mass spectrometer?
- Abby Sciuto: Yeah, sometimes. Why?
- Timothy McGee: You challenged it to a duel.
- Abby Sciuto: Well, it spit out a chemical composition that I'm not familiar with.
- Donald Mallard: Poison has been the weapon of choice for women for centuries. Except they tend to hide it in food rather than drink.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That would explain why my last ex-wife spent so much time in the kitchen.