Road Rovers (TV Series)

Where Rovers Dare (1996)

Jeff Bennett: Blitz

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Quotes 

• Hunter : You been here long?

  Blitz : Ja, my tootsie-wootsies are all frostbitten. How'd it go?

  Hunter : [pulls out the scepter]  Like taking candy from a baby.

  [lasers are fired in their direction] 

  Colleen : A very angry baby.

• Hunter : Let's roll, Rovers.

  Blitz : But what about the biting of the enemy?

  Hunter : Not now, Blitz. We have what we came for.

  Colleen : And if we don't get this sparkly back to Katzenstok by noon tomorrow, we'll have a real bloomin' war on our hands.

  Blitz : I love it when you talk to me.

  Colleen : Have we been introduced?

  Blitz : Sure, you know me.

  Colleen : Oh, right, your name is... No, no, don't say it, let me think. Blister? No, Blighter.

  Blitz : Blitz!

  Colleen : No, no, no, that's not it. Bloaty?

• Hunter : [after their plane is hit]  Anything we can do?

  Colleen : Yeah, get ready to crash.

  Hunter : Any other suggestions?

  Blitz : Ja, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!

  Hunter : Sounds like a plan.

  Rovers : AAAAAAAAHHH!

• Blitz : [cries and kisses a gloved hand, thinking it's Colleen]  Before we die, I just want you to know that... I love you!

  [the hand reveals to be Exile's] 

  Exile : Please consider therapy.

• Hunter : We'll lay low 'til nightfall. We can sneak out once it's dark. Until then...

  [pulls out the scepter] 

  Hunter : Here, Shag. Guard this with your life.

  Shag : Reah.

  [pulls in Blitz and barks] 

  Hunter : Okay, guard it with Blitz's life, but guard it.

  Blitz : Hey, no way, mop boy!

  [Shag growls ferociously at Blitz] 

  Blitz : All right, all right! Guard it with my life!

  Shag : Reah.

• Blitz : [to Colleen]  His argument is very persuasive, you know.

  Colleen : Blinky! No, that's not it. Don't tell me, I'll get it.

  Blitz : I'm starting to hate this a bit.

• [Blitz notices tanks approaching] 

  Hunter : Hey, Blitz, you want a biscuit?

  Blitz : Tanks.

  Hunter : You're welcome.

  Blitz : No, tanks.

  Hunter : Are you sure? It's tasty. Try it.

  Blitz : Tanks!

  Hunter : You're welcome.

  Blitz : No, tanks!

  Hunter : What's with you? You want it or not?

  Blitz : Tanks!

  Hunter : You're welcome!

  Blitz : NO, TANKS!

  Hunter : WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

  [the tanks crash into the building and the Rovers evacuate] 

  Hunter : Oh, ho ho ho, tanks! Oh, now I get it. Funny.

• Colleen : Jolly good job, Blintz.

  Blitz : Uh... close enough.