House M.D. (TV Series)
Half-Wit (2007)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
Quotes
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Dr. Eric Foreman : He paged us at five in the morning for that? I'm going back to bed, distonia's not life threatening, who needs a panel to take care of it...
Dr. Allison Cameron : He's already on conilizopan - for seizures he has from a bus accident when he was ten.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Then we treat with Benstrupine.
Dr. Robert Chase : [enters] What's up?
Dr. Allison Cameron : 35 year old savant, distonia.
Dr. Robert Chase : Pfft. I'm going back to bed.
Dr. Gregory House : [appears] Where're you going?
Dr. Robert Chase : Bathroom. It can wait.
Dr. Eric Foreman : There is no case, House. Even if distonia was some big medical mystery, it's not this time.
Dr. Gregory House : [shocked] You're not intrigued as to how a perfectly healthy ten year old boy with no prior musical training gets into an accident on his way to school and can suddenly play the piano?
[Chase reaches across for the bag of breakfast, House takes it with his cane]
Dr. Robert Chase : We have to solve a 25 year old case before breakfast?
Dr. Gregory House : [looks at Chase and Cameron and their wet hair] You two shower together?
Dr. Allison Cameron , Dr. Robert Chase : NO!
Dr. Gregory House : [looks at Foreman] Double negative. It's a yes.
[Foreman stares at Chase and Cameron]
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Dr. Gregory House : Your turn?
Dr. Robert Chase : Do you have to do that?
Dr. Gregory House : You mean, cheapen everyone's attempt at a human moment by identifying the real calculations that go into it?
Dr. Robert Chase : Yeah.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, I do.
Dr. Robert Chase : I'm sorry you're dying. I'm gonna hug you. Anything to say?
Dr. Gregory House : Well, if you're considering grabbing my ass, don't start anything you can't finish.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [seeing an old photo of House] He's not smiling.
Dr. Robert Chase : I wonder if he has teeth.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [searching House's place] I'll take in here. Bedroom's down the hall.
Dr. Robert Chase : You've been here?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Where else would the bedroom be?
Dr. Robert Chase : Come with?
Dr. Allison Cameron : You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home, but you're not scared of him catching us doing it in his bed?
Dr. Robert Chase : [to himself] If I'm gonna get fired anyway...
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Dr. Robert Chase : You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe and hope you hit the right spot.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm only gonna take little tiny pieces.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Until what?
Dr. Gregory House : Until I find the problem.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Or you kill him.
Dr. Gregory House : No, I'll keep going even if I kill him.