- Norbert Foster Beaver: Norbert Foster Beaver What ya got goin on in there Dagskyeah? A little animal husbandryeah?
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Duh! Do the words "Counting Sheep," ring a bell?
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Is it working?
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: No!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: That's because you're supposed to be counting them!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Crumbs, crumbs, crumbily crumbs, crumby croomby creepy cropy in my bed my bed my bed
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Butter lard gristle and tepid sauerkraut juice. The best beddie bye snack ever ever ev ev ev ev ever!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: [after dag pukes] Ohhhh here it comes and it's my crumbs it's kind of crummy, not too yummy. It everywhere it in my hair, but I don't care cause I'm a bear with underwear. So don't ya stare, I'm in my wear and Dags blowin' chunks, which up to now is in a cow! A la la la!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Pukey, pukey, pukey boy!
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Boogey, boogey, booger boy!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Bobzilla, Obzilla, oh Odzilla!
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Ahbahh! Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummy!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: How is everything? Daggy Waggy Wrecky Wecky Stoopy Poopyeah!
- [blows raspberries]
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Numb booger!
- [blows raspberries back causing a raspberry war]
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Hey look! I can catch my hand!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Catch this!
- [sticks tongue out and licks Dag]
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Oh yeah?
- [Dag licks back causing a lick war]
- [from 'Up All Night 2', last lines]
- Norbert Foster Beaver: [wakes up along with Daggett, yawn] Morning, Daggelito.
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: [yawns] Morning, Norbenonski.
- [they come outside their dam as very old beavers]
- Norbert Foster Beaver, Daggett Doofus Beaver: [gasps in unison] OH, NO!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: How long have we been asleep?
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Huh?
- [they see themselves in the future world again]
- Norbert Foster Beaver: I said 'how long have we been asleep?
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: What?
- Norbert Foster Beaver: Clean out your ears, you old coot!
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: Speak up!
- Norbert Foster Beaver: I'll take you down!
- Daggett Doofus Beaver: D'you say something?
- Norbert Foster Beaver: I'll crack your ribs and then I'll...
- [the last shot shows Earth overpopulated with sheep]