- [the Ant Hill Mob arrive at a house while trying to elude the police. Clyde soon begins to suspect who the house belongs to]
- Clyde: Hey, you lugs. Do you know who lives here?
- Ring-a-Ding: The Three Bears?
- Clyde: No, you dum-dum, the Seven Dwarfs!
- [Dick Dastardly has knocked a boulder off the edge of a cliff. Professor Pat Pending thinks fast]
- Professor Pat Pending: Time to spring into a action!
- [a spring pops up from the back of the Convert-a-Car, and bounces the boulder back up, lands right on top of Dastardly and crushes him]
- [while the Ant Hill Mob are disguised as the Seven Dwarfs, Dick Dastardly passes by]
- Clyde: [to Dastardly] We're the Seven Little Dwarfs.
- Dick Dastardly: Well, I'm Snow White, so tell me where the highway is.
- Clyde: Sure, you just make a sharp turn left.
- Dick Dastardly: Thanks, shorty.
- [giggles]
- Dick Dastardly: You get it? Shorty?
- [drives off]
- Clyde: Yeah. You're gonna get it!
- [as informed, Dastardly makes a sharp turn left... into a mud pit]
- Dick Dastardly: What will I do? I'm stuck in the mud!
- Clyde: Keep going! Maybe you'll strike oil!
- [Clyde and the rest of the Ant Hill Mob laugh and drive off, leaving Dastardly to sink in the mud. Muttley laughs it off, too]
- [Dick Dastardly think they've scared off Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear with their ghost disguises and laugh at them]
- Ghost #2: Say, that was pretty good!
- Dick Dastardly: Thank you. I thought we were pretty good myself.
- Ghost #1: However, you should have made it a little scarier.
- [They demonstrate by moaning. Dick yells and runs off. The ghost laugh]