How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Monday Night Football (2007)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Barney Stinson : [Superbowl, 2006]  I'll give you the Seahawks plus six points for 500 bucks.

  Marshall Eriksen : Are you crazy? Maybe for $50.

  Barney Stinson : [Freaking out]  $50? What fun is $50? Why don't we just bet air? God, Marshall!

  [Normal] 

  Barney Stinson : Okay, $50.

• Marshall Eriksen : [In Lily's Kindergarten class]  I'm trying to hide out 'cause I don't want to know who won the Super Bowl.

  Doug : I know who won.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know, so if you could just keep that to yourself.

  Doug : How badly do you not want to know?

  Marshall Eriksen : Excuse me?

  Doug : Ten bucks.

  Marshall Eriksen : Are you serious?

  Doug : Just went up to eight.

• Marshall Eriksen : [Watching the Superbowl, 2004]  Hey, Barney, I bet you 20 bucks that Casey misses this field goal.

  Barney Stinson : I don't bet. Betting's for suckers.

  Marshall Eriksen : Make it like a dollar or something, you know. Who cares? No big deal.

  Barney Stinson : Fine.

  Marshall Eriksen : See, there you go, he made it. You win.

  [Hands Barney a dollar] 

  Barney Stinson : Wait. This is mine, just like that? God, that feels good. No, that feels really... good. What else can we bet on?

  Marshall Eriksen : Nothing, it's the halftime show.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, so lame. Nobody even pays attention. I mean, Janet Jackson, who cares?

  [Everyone leaves] 

• Wendy : Oh, God, you didn't hear? Mark died.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, my God.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, my gosh.

  Wendy : The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00, and I know it would have meant a lot to Mark if you came. You guys were his favorite customers.

  Lily Aldrin , Ted Mosby , Marshall Eriksen , Barney Stinson , Robin Scherbatsky : Stay strong. We're so sorry.

  [the waitress leaves] 

  Ted Mosby : Who was Mark?

  Marshall Eriksen : No idea.

  Barney Stinson : Not a clue.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [At Mark's funeral]  This is going faster than I thought. We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake, we'll be watching the game by 8:00.

  Carl : [At the Bar, 2am]  And even though we didn't see any whales, Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives. Okay, I'm getting us another round. And when I come back, everyone else is telling their favorite Mark story.

  Marshall Eriksen : Dibs on the one Carl just told.