Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Show Me the Monkey (2007)
Tina Majorino: Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie
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Quotes
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Bronson Pope : Your friend seems pretty gung-ho.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Veronica? When she played peewee soccer, she made her own penalty cards so she could red card players she didn't like.
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Veronica Mars : According to the PHAT website, we should stay away from fur, obviously, down, leather.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : The one day I feel like wearing a leather miniskirt!
Veronica Mars : If it ever had a face or a parent, you can't wear it.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : So my mollusk shoes are cool?
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : I just can't wait for the moment when you're in a tree going, "Here, monkey, monkey," and holding out a banana, and then the branch breaks and hilarity ensues.
Veronica : Ah, if there's hilarity, I charge extra.
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : I prefer most of the people on my floor not in my room.
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Veronica Mars : We're talking monkey? As in...
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Touch my.
Pauline Elliot : It's not just any monkey.
Veronica Mars : Please tell me he plays piano.
Pauline Elliot : Twenty-five is a genetically altered capuchin monkey. Its uptake-inhibitor proteins have been coded to allow us to monitor cholesterol breakdown at a cellular level.
[Veronica just stares at her]
Pauline Elliot : And he can play "Chopsticks."
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Wow... this is one trashed lab. All it's missing is a big hole in the wall shaped like the Hulk.
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Okay, I get cruelty-free, but I'm an animal, too, and the clove cigarettes and no-bathing thing is cruelty to me.
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Veronica Mars : We're talking monkey? As in?
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Touch my.
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : My "libidon't" kicked in!
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Does this say cruelty free?
Parker Lee : It says... I've given up... don't look at me.