Little Mosque on the Prairie (TV Series)

The Convert (2007)

Carlo Rota: Yasir Hamoudi

Quotes 

• Yasir Hamoudi : Ready to put the "slam" back in "Islam"?

  Marlon : Yasir, you're wearing silk - that's forbidden for men!

  Yasir Hamoudi : You should see my thong...

  Fatima Dinssa : [holds up a roast pig] 

  Marlon : Pork? You can't eat pork!

  Rayyan Hamoudi : What kind of wine should we serve - red or white?

  Marlon : Alcohol?

  Rayyan Hamoudi : Oh, look - it's "Mr. B"!

  Baber Siddiqui : [wearing gold chains]  I pity the fool!

  Marlon : Gold on a man?

  [shudders] 

  Marlon : No!

  Fatima Dinssa : [walks up wearing an apron with white eggs where her breasts would be] 

  Marlon : [gasps]  Shameful!

  Fatima Dinssa : I know, they should be brown eggs!

  [giggles] 

  Sarah Hamoudi : [turns on some rock music] 

  Marlon : Music? What is going on here? Allah will punish you all!