Scrubs (TV Series)

My No Good Reason (2007)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Heather : [recorded on tape, to Isabella]  What's the matter? You're so fussy... Why are you so fussy?

  Ted Buckland : I'd let her give me a bath, I don't care if my mom was watching...

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Could you make her eat a banana?

  J.D. : It's not interactive, Todd.

  Heather : [recorded on tape]  There it is! There it is, let me...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [entering]  Hey baby! What are you guys watching?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [pausing the tape]  Football.

  everyone : Yeah, football... yeah... good game...

  [Carla turns around to the TV; Turk stops the tape] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Football? Isn't the season over?

  J.D. : [narrating]  And then every male in the room fell totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon: the seamless, collaborative guy-lie

  Keith : The American season is over. We were watching Mexican football.

  Dr. Doug Murphy : They started late this year.

  Dr. Todd Quinlan : Because of the churro vendors.

  Ted Buckland : They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.

  J.D. : When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Bandidos, to step in.

  Dr. Kelso : Thanks to Señor Vasquez's experience dealing with the fruit-pickers' unions, he was able to broker a last-minute deal, and the season was salvaged.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : And that's why we're watching football in the spring.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Whatever...