The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Water on the Brain or the Deep Six and 7/8/Bullwinkle Goes to Press or All the Moose That's Fit to Print (1960)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Dr. Livingstone, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : Natasha, you hear? We could run off another four million bogus box tops.

  Natasha Fatale : But they will be on the lookout for us, dahlink. We won't be able to use them.

  Boris Badenov : Who wants to use them? If we still got box tops, we don't have to explain losing them to...

  Natasha Fatale : Don't say it, Boris.

  Boris Badenov : I got to. To Central Control.

  Natasha Fatale : But if we try to print more, they will put us in jail.

  Boris Badenov : [chuckles]  Natasha, which you are more scared of: United States Government or Central Control?

  Natasha Fatale : Let's go to press, dahlink.

• Natasha Fatale : You sure everything will be all right this time, dahlink?

  Boris Badenov : Of course. Moose and squirrel found last hiding place strictly by accident.

  Natasha Fatale : Accident?

  Boris Badenov : Sure mike. Couldn't happen again in a million years.

  [a knock on the door is heard] 

  Boris Badenov : Especially since we blew them up with change of...

  [Boris opens the door and sees Bullwinkle] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Howdy, Mr. Printer! Hello, Ms. Print. I'd like to...

  [Boris immediately shuts the door] 

  Natasha Fatale , Boris Badenov : It's the moose!

  Boris Badenov : Oh, Natasha, what have I done to deserve this?

  Natasha Fatale : Well, you...

  Boris Badenov : Don't tell me!

• Narrator : And Rocky and Bullwinkle were given medals and declaimed heroes by everybody in town.

  Crowd : Yay!

  Narrator : Almost.

  Boris Badenov : Boo!

  Natasha Fatale : Don't be sourball, Boris. Look at those happy, smiling faces.

  Boris Badenov : I am looking. That's what makes me sourball.