Quotes
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Dr. Bob Kelso : I wanted to give you your paycheck in person so you can hand it back to me to pay your bill.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Why don't you just hold onto that, sir?
Dr. Bob Kelso : That's not how it works. Now, I'm going to hand it to you and I want you to look at it, sigh, and give it back to me.
[Turk holds the paycheck, sighs, and gives it back to Kelso]
Dr. Bob Kelso : Splendid! Nurse Espinosa, mi hospital es su hospital.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : No problemo, chief-o...
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Dr. Perry Cox : OK, we have a 41-year-old male who is as orange as an NBA game ball. Who can tell me why?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I got an idea.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, I got an idea too. If you want to work, let's stop paying for the room, so you can go home; then you can come back and get paid to work.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Turk, I just need a break from the baby. Mr Mehleison might be a vegetarian; he's always eating carrots.
Dr. Perry Cox : But carotene, like jaundice, turns you yellow, just like certain blood disorders turn you blue and tomatoes can turn you red. Sadly, there isn't anything on God's green Earth that turns you orange.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Maybe he got freaky with some Cheetos.
Dr. Perry Cox : Swing and a miss, Webster. Next.
Keith : Maybe he used some fake tan cream. I used it once... turned me orange all over...
Dr. Perry Cox : There were no foreign substances found on his skin, but kudos, Keith, on finally outing yourself.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, so after I take this kid back to the nursery, I was thinking maybe we could pack up you and Isabella and head home?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Turk, I can't handle going home right now.
Dr. Christopher Turk : This place is really expensive, honey. I don't know if you noticed but the ice-packs you've been putting on your hooey, run about 42 bucks a pop.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : My body's a disaster zone right now, but it will get better. So if you want to get near it ever again, I would stop talking about money.
