- [after "Bartman Begins" is finished]
- Bart Simpson: So you see, dad, revenge is great, and now we have three ways to talk about it. Well, two of the ways were sort of the same, and even the third one would have worked out as a Halloween story.
- Lisa Simpson: Papa, may we have petit four?
- Bart Simpson: Papa, may we have pain au chocolat?
- Homer Simpson: "May we"? "May we"? Mais oui!
- Judge Snyder: I sentence you to life...
- Homer Simpson: You moron! I'm already alive!
- Judge Snyder: ...in prison.
- Homer Simpson: Ah!