- Luke Smith: This place is beautiful.
- Sarah Jane Smith: Thank you!
- Kelsey: [to Luke, through a magnifying glass] Not so bad yourself, fella.
- Luke Smith: What does that mean?
- Kelsey: Oh! He's mine!
- Luke Smith: Is that good or bad?
- Maria Jackson: That's bad. That's very bad.
- [Kelsey rolls her eyes]
- Sarah Jane Smith: There was a scientific project in Switzerland: they created their own black hole, and if it gets free, the whole earth would be swallowed up. So K9's sealing it off.
- K9: Greetings, Mistress.
- Maria Jackson: K 9?
- Sarah Jane Smith: He's my friend.
- Kelsey: K9? As in canine? Ha! That's so lame!
- Sarah Jane Smith: He's been in there for a year and a half, now, plugging the distortion. And every so often, he passes my way!
- Kelsey: Your best friend is a metal dog with its bum stuck in a black hole?
- Sarah Jane Smith: [with quirkiness] I know!
- Ms. Wormwood: [looking at control panels] All the humans that don't submit will be reduced to liquid
- [noise of engine in background growing louder]
- Ms. Wormwood: then bane will drink them and
- [turns head to noise now includes music]
- Ms. Wormwood: What's that noise?
- [bright orange single decker bus crashes through thick concrete wall]
- Sarah Jane Smith: [Getting out of bus] Not too late for the party?
- Ms. Wormwood: Miss Smith
- Sarah Jane Smith: I warned you leave this planet.
- Ms. Wormwood: Have you met
- [points upward]
- Ms. Wormwood: my mother?
- [reveals huge monster in ceiling]