The Sarah Jane Adventures (TV Series)

Invasion of the Bane (2007)

Yasmin Paige: Maria Jackson

Quotes 

• Luke Smith : This place is beautiful.

  Sarah Jane Smith : Thank you!

  Kelsey : [to Luke, through a magnifying glass]  Not so bad yourself, fella.

  Luke Smith : What does that mean?

  Kelsey : Oh! He's mine!

  Luke Smith : Is that good or bad?

  Maria Jackson : That's bad. That's very bad.

  [Kelsey rolls her eyes] 

• Sarah Jane Smith : There was a scientific project in Switzerland: they created their own black hole, and if it gets free, the whole earth would be swallowed up. So K9's sealing it off.

  K9 : Greetings, Mistress.

  Maria Jackson : K 9?

  Sarah Jane Smith : He's my friend.

  Kelsey : K9? As in canine? Ha! That's so lame!

  Sarah Jane Smith : He's been in there for a year and a half, now, plugging the distortion. And every so often, he passes my way!

  Kelsey : Your best friend is a metal dog with its bum stuck in a black hole?

  Sarah Jane Smith : [with quirkiness]  I know!