- Mike Celluci: You should've told me Fitzroy was a vampire.
- Vicki Nelson: Yeah, 'cause you've been so open to that kinda thing before.
- Sinead: Don't be such a grouch. So I used a little magic on you. I never complained when you drank my blood.
- Henry Fitzroy: It's impolite to refuse a drink when offered. I never asked you to use magic on me
- Sinead: I did it for us.
- Henry Fitzroy: To keep me tied to you.
- Sinead: You used to enjoy being tied.
- Vicki Nelson: I'll give you one thing, you have the best breakup stories of anyone I know.
- Henry Fitzroy: Thank you.
- Mike Celluci: Ten years ago, he got nailed on a traffic violation with a severed head on the passenger seat of his car.
- Vicki Nelson: Well, nobody likes riding alone.