Clark and Michael (2007)

Clark Duke: Clark

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Quotes 

• Michael : You're drunk.

  Clark : You're ugly!

• Clark : Mike, I'm gonna stop you, because you have a new lady. Okay? And her name is Hollywood. And her legs are spread so wide that there's room for both of us in there.

• Clark : They brought up Ashton, not me.

  Michael : Yeah? Well what if I brought up that guy, uh, that guy from American Pie? What's that guy... the curly haired guy.

  Clark : I don't know his name.

  Clark : [to camera] 

  Clark : Can we even say names like this? I mean, I don't need another lawsuit right now.

  Michael : Oh please, Clark- JASON BIGGS. Sue me, you cocksucker. Earn your first dollar in seven years.

• Clark : I call her Lazy Susan.

  Michael : Ahhh!

  Clark : She hates it. She hates it.

  Michael : Is she lazy?

  Clark : Her eye... her eye is lazy.

• Clark : When are you coming back?

  Michael : NEVER!

• Clark : I'm too legit... to quit smoking.