Metalocalypse (TV Series)
The Metalocalypse Has Begun (2006)
Tommy Blacha: Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Quotes
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf : I will sees you in Valhalska...
Toki Wartooth : I've always hated you Skwisgaar.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : I knows Tolki... I knows
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf : [after their escape pods crash in the middle of a forest] Whats in the fucking names of Odin?
Toki Wartooth : What the hell was that?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Dude! Wheres are we's? What the fuck we just flies in? What the hell was wrong with your guitar sounds tonight?
Toki Wartooth : What the hell's that supposed to mean? It sounded great.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Nope. Sounds dildoes... agains.
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Pickles the Drummer : Dude, it was a fan attack! That's what Ofdensen warned us about!
Nathan Explosion : Why do fans feel that they have to do that? I mean, what, to get noticed?
William Murderface : I know. There's so many nice kids out there, and then just a couple of them gotta attack you. It just spoils it for everyone.
Nathan Explosion : I know, it's sad. It's sad for them.
Pickles the Drummer : It *is* sad. It's sad for *them*.
William Murderface : Seriously, it's pathetic. It just makes me feel sorry for them, that's all.
Pickles the Drummer : [floodlights suddenly turn on above the band] Oh, must be a rescue team. Hey, guys, down here!
[the floodlights reveal a multitude of heavily armed and armored soldiers and several tanks]
Pickles the Drummer : It's us, Dethklok, stranded in the middle of nowhere!
William Murderface : Oh, I hope they brought some fuckin' food!
Nathan Explosion : I feel like eating cheese. Like, really fancy cheese, like... what's the name of that cheese, Renoir?
Pickles the Drummer : Yeah, I could do that. Maybe a little Kool-Aid of, you know... of the, you know, the grape persuasion...
Nathan Explosion : That's what I'm talkin' about.
William Murderface : [several sleeping gas grenades land at the band's feet] Oh, look. Firecrackers.
Nathan Explosion : Oh, let's steal 'em!
William Murderface : I remember when I was a k...
[Muderface, Nathan, and Pickles all pass out and start snoring]