30 Rock (TV Series)

Jack Meets Dennis (2006)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack : Lemon, what tragedy happened in your life that you insist upon punishing yourself with all this... mediocrity?

• Liz Lemon : Okay, very funny. You bought a pager from Dennis. Will you take it off now, please?

  Jack : Oh, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983.

• Jack : What is your contingency plan for a crap storm of this magnitude?

• Jack : Gosh, I hope you got a picture of that with the camera on your beeper.