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Quotes
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Pete Hornberger : [in a high-pitched voice to his kid over the phone] Elmo wants you to aim your pee-pee at the potty! No, not at Mommy, at the potty! How is that Elmo's fault? Did Mommy have some wine before she called Elmo?
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Kenneth Parcell : [Kenneth finds Pete dancing with a very attractive woman at an impromptu party Tracy has thrown in the office] What are you doing? You are a married man!
Pete Hornberger : Hey, I'm not doing anything wrong. Just... I'm just dancing, Kenneth.
Kenneth Parcell : Do you remember the movie "Footloose," where those evil kids won in the end? You're going to make a mistake tonight.
Tracy Jordan : [sleazy] You're going to make a mistake tonight!
Kenneth Parcell : Remember the vows you and your wife took in that church.
Pete Hornberger : Botanical garden.
Kenneth Parcell : Botanical garden. You promised fidelity -
Tracy Jordan : Lick her face!
Kenneth Parcell : Think of God!
Pete Hornberger : Look, both of you calm down. I'm just trying to have some fun for the first time in, like, ten years.
