The Bad Mother's Handbook (2007 TV Movie)

Holliday Grainger: Charlie Cooper

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Quotes 

• Charlie Cooper : Is there no dignity left? I think I just weed myself.

  Daniel Gale : Come on, get your things. We need to get you to the hospital fast!

• Charlie Cooper : [shouts]  I want some proper drugs! not some pointless sodding breathmask if no one takes any sodding notice of it!

  Daniel Gale : The baby is premature they aren't going to give you any pethidine sorry.

  Charlie Cooper : [shouts]  Urg. You're so bloody sensible. I want someone irresponsible! Mum where the hell are you!

• Daniel Gale : You know medieval women...uh...used to chew willow twigs for the pain. Contains a natural aspirin apparently.

  Charlie Cooper : [shouting]  Are you completely barking?

  Daniel Gale : Barking, mad as a dog.

  [fills in crossword puzzle] 

• Charlie Cooper : Mum, oh no I think my boobs are going to explode. Why didn't you wake me I feel like I've been in a wet t-shirt competition?