Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Kissing Abraham Lincoln (2006)

April Bowlby: Kandi

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : So, you understand the situation?

  Kandi : I think so. Now that we're not married anymore, you wanna sell my condo.

  Alan Harper : No, no! It's *our* condo! I bought it for *us*! Not the smartest thing I ever did, but my real estate advisor was my penis!